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Shoutout to the people that work back breaking labor jobs so we can eat. Nothing but respect for them.
✊🏾
I wish ya’ll get paid more. Ya’ll deserve it
No ethical consumption in capitalism
Stay in School!
What does this have to do with that???? Do you not realize we are always going to need people who work a trade like this???
Or would you rather have robots do it? But then you would complain about that too?
I hate when people scream stay in school for certain occupations, like farmers or field hands maids and janitors, fast food workers, plumbers and construction workers. Why not just treat them with fucking respect and pay them a Livable wage.
Cause if everyone stopped these core jobs that benefits ALL of us, who the fuck gone do it??
also, have they ever planted ANYTHING?! it’s not like you don’t need to know shit to farm.
What specific breeds of carrot are you growing and why? You cannot have A SINGLE FUCKING PEBBLE in that dirt or else the carrot will grow all wrong- did you know that? Is your soil alkaline or acidic? That could ruin a whole crop. What was planted in that field BEFORE? THAT could ruin a whole crop!
Did it rain too much? Too little? What kind of watering do you have to do? Do you water on top of the plant, or at the sides, or flood from the bottom to only hit the soil? Some plants LOVE over-the-top of the plant watering, and some will fucking die from that. Basil is a picky motherfucker and will get moldy if you don’t water JUST RIGHT. Also, time of day of said watering! When is the best time for THAT plant to be watered? Some thrive if you water in noonday sun but if you water at night, they rot, others won’t have enough water to seep down into them and it’ll ruin the plant.
What kind of pesticides are safe to use on what you grow? Roses are farmed like this too, but different pesticides can be used on those because you don’t fucking eat them. Or does this farm need to use co-planting? Is co-planting effective on the size of land you’re working, or does it create more problems? When you see spots on some leaves, are those spots spider mites? Did you check for ants (they protect mites)? Are they mildew from too much moisture? What about yellow leaves- root rot? Or not the right nutrients? Or something else? Can that spread to the other plants since they’re planted closely together to maximize profits? Are ten diseases plants already blowing infected particles to your WHOLE FIELD???
The weather patterns are all fucked up, so what makes for good times to plant and good times to harvest? Some of the seasons are stretching into extra time, so it’s not like they can always count on planting in February or whatever. You can’t.
Bitch if you don’t think farmers didn’t already have a kind of schooling, you’re not allowed to eat anymore. Maybe you should go to college to find out how agriculture fucking works, idk.
I’ve been thinking this and I could never word it right.
Farming is a science. Not all farmers went to school but they understand the land and how their crops work. Farmers understand more about the earth than we do, they understand how to make shit grow while the rest of us are killing simple house plants. Farm hands are also very educated in farming, especially in different areas as they move around a lot depending on the season.
So don’t be a dick.
I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.
In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash
Wait this means… Waluigi probably did get an invite to Smash, he just gave it to his child instead. A Proud Father